He's not heavy, he's my brother.

My brother, Lance, called me today to brag for a while. He deserves it, I guess. He handed in his thesis for his Masters of public administration program at the University of North Dakota and that means he is officially finished...and, although I have always suspected that he may be smarter than me, (Not by much, mind you. For instance, if I were to score 150 on my iq test, he would be a 155. Just enough for it to bother me a little.) today it has been confirmed in the eyes of the world. Any idiot can get himself a bachelor degree, but a Masters? Well, by golly, that puts you in a whole 'nother category of educated types. According to 2004 educational census results, there are only approximately 12 million Americans with a Masters degree out of a population of 300 million. We'll call it the top five percent...and considering his plans are to get another Masters as well as a Doctorate, well, I guess he is going to end up one well-educated, pompous ass.

I just wanted to state for the record. I'm proud of my little brother. And I owe him a good wedgie the next time I see him. Remind him whose boss around here.